Funny Friendship Agreement Contract

The contract cannot be terminated or postponed without being heard. The hearing can only take place if both parties are present in a 5-star hotel paid for by the recipient. How long does the contract last? () Jab tak hai jaan () Until one of us gets married () Until one of us dies of liver failure () Longer than all the saas-bahu series put together The failure to conclude the contract card according to the terms and agreements of the Oye Happy court established there will have quite serious consequences. If the contract is closed, the victim has the right to decide on the penalty to be paid to the counterparty. BUT a reasonable „pronounce“ is recommended to seal the closure. This agreement is enforced in accordance with state laws ______ Friendships must be based on mutual concern and loyalty. So if Friend #2 is an idiot, you`d better believe that Friend #1 will talk about it and throw it directly on Friend #2`s face. § 10.1 If it turns out that Friend #2 violates any part of this treaty, it doesn`t matter – Friend #2 can go on and destroy Friend`s life #1 as if their friendship had never meant anything. Friend #1 accept to be sad forever and never to forgive friend, #2. § 3.2 Friend #2 is free to discuss the terms of this contract with anyone.

Friend #2 is however forbidden to introduce Friend #1 as „The person of the contract“ or „My friend, who is all strange to be friends“. Please be aware that this agreement will be concluded on that day, __#1____État__ promises, coercion and/or of any kind. Send your best friend a formally wrapped envelope that releases a hilarious contract that commits them to being your friend all your life. In each contract, you will find a list of funny terms that must be fulfilled by the recipient. 19) I promise to always be your shoulder to cry All packages will be disinfected before being shipped from our fulfillment centers. § 8.1 Friend #1 and Friend #2 will share with each other at least ten (10) insider jokes. 15) I promise to let my best friend know everything first 13) I promise to always be honest with my best friend (unless it`s a surprise party). The New York Times recently asked, „Do your friends really love you?“ If that`s a question you need to ask yourself, the answer is probably, „No, of course not.“ § 7.1.1 At this point, Friend #2 and Friend #1 enter a month-long exclusivity period where neither Friend #1 nor Friend #2 share their cool finds with other friends…